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Mar 19

“MVP! MVP! MV…”

“MVP! MVP! MV…”

Mar 18

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Mar 17

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Mar 15

Good God, Lemon.

Good God, Lemon.

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Mar 14

nbadoppelgangers:

Andrew Bogut | Zac Farro
“Trade Subjects”

Cool site, check it out

nbadoppelgangers:

Andrew Bogut | Zac Farro

“Trade Subjects”

Cool site, check it out

Mar 13

So does this mean the trade’s official or…?

So does this mean the trade’s official or…?

Jan 31

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Jan 25

“After the Celtics won the NBA title in 1984, Larry Bird skipped the trip to the White House. Spotted the next day by a reporter, Bird cracked that the president knew where to find him.” — Biggest pimp ever. from this 1991 article

Jan 13

hoopspeak:

Not sure why this took so long, but after watching the first quarter of the Bulls/Celtics game, the analogy is clear.
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fair enough.

hoopspeak:

Not sure why this took so long, but after watching the first quarter of the Bulls/Celtics game, the analogy is clear.

fair enough.

Jan 11

nbaoffseason:

Chris Sheridan of Sheridan Hoops reported on the preliminary line up for the US Mens Basketball team for the 2012 Summer Olympics. The line up features: 
LaMarcus Aldridge
Carmelo Anthony
Chauncey Billups
Chris Bosh
Kobe Bryant
Tyson Chandler
Kevin Durant
Eric Gordon
Blake Griffin
Dwight Howard
Andre Iguodala
LeBron James
Kevin Love
Lamar Odom
Chris Paul 
Derrick Rose
Dwyane Wade 
Russell Westbrook 
Deron Williams 
As you can tell the potential line up features a lot of the key players from the 2008 Summer Olympic team as well as the 2010 FIBA team. Both of those line ups were successful in their respective. I do like the addition of Blake Griffin and LaMarcus Alridge, but I’m a little surprised abou the omission of Andrew Bynum to the line up. The two best centers in the Association(Howard and Bynum) should go to London to dominate and clean up the glass. 
What are your thoughts?

nbaoffseason:

Chris Sheridan of Sheridan Hoops reported on the preliminary line up for the US Mens Basketball team for the 2012 Summer Olympics. The line up features: 

As you can tell the potential line up features a lot of the key players from the 2008 Summer Olympic team as well as the 2010 FIBA team. Both of those line ups were successful in their respective. I do like the addition of Blake Griffin and LaMarcus Alridge, but I’m a little surprised abou the omission of Andrew Bynum to the line up. The two best centers in the Association(Howard and Bynum) should go to London to dominate and clean up the glass. 

What are your thoughts?

Jan 07

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Jan 04

Now we know: Bill Walton has a cycling book. // Like NBAmmkay on Facebook

Now we know: Bill Walton has a cycling book. // Like NBAmmkay on Facebook

Jan 02

“It’s like taking an ugly date to the prom: you’re not very proud, but you got to go.” — Nuggets commentator, on a close win over Milwaukee.

Dec 26

John Wall, teach me how to Dougie and I’ll teach you how to shoot better than 25% from the field.

The Bad Basketball League - Opening Night/Starting Over

The Bad Basketball League is the inverse of a regular fantasy league: players get rewarded for doing bad things. We love to watch people suffer and it’s about time we get rewarded for it. Find out how the league scoring system works hereget league updates on NBAmmkay.tumblr.com, and snoop around the actual Yahoo! Sports Fantasy Basketball league here.

Opening night was very revealing… that our scoring system sucks.

Eric, who didn’t set his pre-draft rankings, had a team of all-stars and got the most points of the night. Kobe got him something like 118 fantasy points, which clearly shouldn’t be.

As a reminder, here’s the scoring categories that I posted in the first post in this series:

Where I think we went wrong was not punishing players enough for missed shots. If a guy takes 30 shots and makes 15 of them, under this system, he’d get 22.5 fantasy points just from FGA and FGM. Last time I checked, 50% is a solid field goal percentage and not bad at all.

What I did to fix this is a made a made field goal a bigger detriment, and I give players 1 point for every minute they’re in. With this, a player gets -37.5 fantasy points from FGA and FGM, but if they play 35 minutes and do that, that earns them -2.5 fantasy points. I also gave them -1 fantasy point for every point they score, so assuming this player scored 30 points, they’d have earned -32.5 points for their scoring. Not only is 30 points on 50% shooting not bad, it’s hella good, so the punishment makes sense here.

There were a few other changes made as well. Here’s the new/improved Bad Basketball scoring system:

After adjusting the scoring, I cut all the numbers in half so there wouldn’t be people scoring in the 100s on particularly bad/good nights, and I tinkered with a few other things.

Under the new system, Lamar Odom was last night’s most profitable player with an astounding 55.25 fantasy points, due to his two technicals, one ejection, 1-6 shooting, 2 turnovers and 4 fouls. Steph Curry’s 2-12 shooting at 5 turnovers haunted him as well, giving him 31.5 fantasy points.

Brendan Haywood got 34 fantasy points in 14 minutes, on 0-2 shooting, 3 rebounds, 2 turnovers and 4 fouls. This is the kind of night I had in mind when I conceived this league.

On the other end of the spectrum, LeBron was the night’s worst player, his monster night getting him -86 fantasy points. Rondo earned himself -85 and Luol Deng got -54.25.

Unfortunately, nobody gets credit for the poor performances of Lamar or Haywood because of the faulty scoring system. What this league is going to do is start over: we’re resetting the draft, changing the scoring system from the nonsensical old one to the vastly improved new one, giving everybody a few days to set their pre-draft rankings and starting the league over again on the dawn of the new year, January 1.

A night of games gave me to opportunity to see how the scoring would work out and what needed to be adjusted, to this resetting of the league was almost expected… well, no: I was still surprised/disappointed in myself when I saw Kobe’s 100+ fantasy points. This league was designed so I could watch him suffer in the free agent pool.

Check back here on January 1 for draft results and details of Opening Night Vol. 2.